wallace-thrasher

Tour Line Live (2019)

Track 15: 6-18-19 Live Denver CO

SPEAKER_03: Denver, Colorado.
SPEAKER_01: We are naked and unashamed.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy, yeah, there's a lot of things happening tonight.
SPEAKER_03: A whole lot of things.
SPEAKER_03: Major entertainer, what's shaking up there?
SPEAKER_03: Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_03: Okay?
SPEAKER_10: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Hi, happy time liquor?
SPEAKER_10: What's it?
SPEAKER_03: This is Skippy.
SPEAKER_03: What's going on?
SPEAKER_03: Hey, I'm going to.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, I'm going to.
SPEAKER_03: bring my straw in there, my flexible straw, okay?
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to dip it into some different bottles, some different cans, and just try out some
SPEAKER_03: different liquors tonight, okay?
SPEAKER_03: Just let me figure out what I want to buy, all right?
SPEAKER_05: What does that mean?
SPEAKER_03: It means I'm going to bring my straw in there, and I'm going to dip it in things, crack a few
SPEAKER_03: bottles open, try some different things out, try some different flavors.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03: How does that jive with you there, guy?
SPEAKER_03: How to let you all open, anyway?
SPEAKER_03: Colic, right?
SPEAKER_10: Four one, five.
SPEAKER_03: Four one, five, okay.
SPEAKER_10: Eleven, oh, seven.
SPEAKER_03: Got it.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_05: Thank you for calling.
SPEAKER_05: All right.
SPEAKER_05: How can I help you?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, auto parts store?
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, all righty.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hey, I need to get, like, a new VIN number, like right away, like, Pronto.
SPEAKER_03: Can you help me with that?
SPEAKER_03: hook me up?
SPEAKER_05: How can I hook you up with a VIN number?
SPEAKER_03: It's not important right now.
SPEAKER_03: I just need to get a brand new VIN number immediately.
SPEAKER_03: All right?
SPEAKER_03: I can pay big money, all right?
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: So how late are you guys there now?
None: Huh?
SPEAKER_03: How late are you guys there tonight?
SPEAKER_03: Also, how do you shut off a car alarm, like, remotely?
SPEAKER_03: I need to make it stop, like, right away.
SPEAKER_05: I'm hooked the battery off.
SPEAKER_03: Unhook the battery.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, now, how much for a new VIN number, then?
SPEAKER_05: We don't sell VIN numbers.
SPEAKER_03: I can give you $4 or $5.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we don't sell VIN numbers.
SPEAKER_05: The car comes with the VIN.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, how do I get, like, a huge, big dent out of a white car and, like, stains and stuff?
SPEAKER_03: I need to get that right off right away here tonight.
SPEAKER_05: We have a deadpuller.
SPEAKER_03: You are?
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm here.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we saw dent pullers.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, why don't you work on that VIN number for me?
SPEAKER_00: You have reached the maximum time for a minute.
SPEAKER_00: I'll be in there in a minute, okay.
SPEAKER_00: We're recording your message.
SPEAKER_03: All right, I'm with you now, buddy.
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Riley.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, how do I get a new VIN number for my car?
SPEAKER_03: I need to get one right away.
SPEAKER_03: You can't.
SPEAKER_06: You have to do that to the DMV.
SPEAKER_03: I need to go a different direction, buddy.
SPEAKER_06: Okay, so we don't do anything with VIN numbers.
SPEAKER_03: Okay, can you help me?
SPEAKER_03: shut off a car alarm, like, remotely?
SPEAKER_03: I need to make it stop.
SPEAKER_06: You could take out the battery.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's in someone else's car, though.
SPEAKER_03: Should I just go in and unhook the battery?
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
SPEAKER_06: You're calling the wrong people, man.
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean by that?
SPEAKER_06: We don't know far as we don't do anything like that.
SPEAKER_03: Well, I need a VIN number, guy.
SPEAKER_03: It's urgent.
SPEAKER_03: It's imperative.
SPEAKER_03: All right?
SPEAKER_03: All right.
SPEAKER_03: It's vital.
SPEAKER_06: So, probably.
SPEAKER_06: Call someone else, all right?
SPEAKER_03: I don't have time for that.
SPEAKER_03: You're in my neighborhood, and it's kind of your...
SPEAKER_06: All right, yeah, we don't do anything involving VIN numbers.
SPEAKER_03: Guy, it's your duty to help me out, all right?
SPEAKER_03: So just do what you can.
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03: Click, okay.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you, Major Entertainer.
SPEAKER_03: Denver, Colorado.
SPEAKER_03: Oriental.
SPEAKER_03: How we have. Asian theater. Okay. Major entertainer.
SPEAKER_03: Do you have some numerals for me, please?
SPEAKER_10: I've done a lot. So here's one right now. R.J. Cooper.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_10: 2.4.
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_10: We are naked and unashamed.
SPEAKER_01: MDs are with naked people.
SPEAKER_01: MDs even put their fingers in.
SPEAKER_03: R.J.
SPEAKER_03: Hey.
SPEAKER_03: This is TIP.
SPEAKER_03: What are you doing?
SPEAKER_04: Wait, what's that?
SPEAKER_03: I'm Tip.
SPEAKER_04: Your tip?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I got your number from old Ironsides up at the filling station there.
SPEAKER_03: A guy's a friend of mine up.
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
SPEAKER_04: Nice.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know, just kind of doing the do, if you will.
SPEAKER_03: Doing you thing, doing what he thinks.
SPEAKER_03: He doing what he thing.
SPEAKER_03: She doing what she thing, huh?
SPEAKER_03: Man, I've noticed you were outside a lot the last couple days.
SPEAKER_03: I'm kind of new to the area, and that's something I observe.
SPEAKER_03: But tomorrow morning, would you mind staying indoors?
SPEAKER_03: I got a 28-foot horse whip I like to practice with.
SPEAKER_03: I just want to make sure everybody's out of the way inside, not outside.
SPEAKER_03: You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_03: I don't need the liability, the responsibility.
SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm sure I could gallaband a little bit and try and keep my musings to a lesser degree.
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
SPEAKER_04: It's got to be agreeable with you, sir.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I get this thing spinning around.
SPEAKER_03: It's like a propeller flying through the air.
SPEAKER_03: So let's get together on that and whip some stuff loose here in the morning and the end.
SPEAKER_03: Bright and early.
SPEAKER_03: How's that sound to you?
SPEAKER_04: That sounds great.
SPEAKER_04: Fortunately, I've got a big meeting tomorrow.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you do, huh?
SPEAKER_04: I'd be willing.
SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, I mean, I'd be willing to meet up if that'd be agreeable with you.
SPEAKER_04: and some specific juncture tomorrow morning, but, you know,
SPEAKER_04: and there's just too much noise in the neighborhood, you know.
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's one of those things.
SPEAKER_03: I'm afraid my whip and my goings-on take precedence, so.
SPEAKER_07: X, Y's place.
SPEAKER_07: All right.
SPEAKER_03: Yay, how you doing X, X, Y's Place?
SPEAKER_07: I'm doing well, yes.
SPEAKER_07: You've reached us.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, do you have a jukebox up there?
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's a touch-tunes jukebox type deal.
SPEAKER_07: It's got like every stupid song you can think of.
SPEAKER_03: You got Skip to My Lou by Sally, Jesse, Raphael, Upar?
SPEAKER_07: I have no idea, man.
SPEAKER_07: There are literally millions of songs on that thing.
SPEAKER_07: It's all digital.
SPEAKER_03: She's got mad for your rhymes.
SPEAKER_07: So I'm sure if you asserted, I bet it would come up.
SPEAKER_03: She's got mad rhymes, guy.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck.
SPEAKER_03: Is anybody there?
SPEAKER_03: We're getting disconnected. I'm terribly sorry.
SPEAKER_03: That's kind of par for the course here in LPC land.
SPEAKER_03: I'm very sorry.
SPEAKER_03: Hopefully you can hear me here tonight.
SPEAKER_08: Yo.
SPEAKER_08: Hey, Max.
SPEAKER_03: What's happening?
SPEAKER_08: Hey, who's this?
SPEAKER_01: This is Tip.
SPEAKER_01: Tip.
SPEAKER_03: Tip with a T as a tortoise.
SPEAKER_03: You feel me?
SPEAKER_03: Tit. Yeah. What are you doing tonight?
SPEAKER_08: Uh, not much.
SPEAKER_08: I'm just watching TV.
SPEAKER_08: I got home from work at, like, seven.
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Hey, um, I'm going to be going out of town, and I, uh, I already talked to the post office.
SPEAKER_03: I'm just going to have my stuff sent up there, my mail, for about three weeks to your, to your place.
SPEAKER_03: All right?
SPEAKER_03: So just giving you a heads up on that.
SPEAKER_09: Starting, you're having your, starting this weekend.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
SPEAKER_03: Hover to your place.
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03: Just wanted to make sure that you had a heads up on that, okay?
SPEAKER_09: starting this weekend?
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: So, just didn't want you to be alarmed when you see my stuff arrive at your place.
SPEAKER_03: I'm kind of new in the area.
SPEAKER_03: I don't know anybody here, you know?
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
SPEAKER_03: And, you know, if you see anything real urgent or anything like that, that's, you know, really
SPEAKER_03: pressing, just if you'd go ahead and pay it, I'll absolutely reimburse you.
SPEAKER_03: Okay?
SPEAKER_09: And your name is Kitt.
SPEAKER_03: No, tip.
SPEAKER_03: T-I-P.
SPEAKER_03: Tipy.
SPEAKER_03: You never heard of me?
SPEAKER_09: At the beginning of the conversation, I asked you if it was Kip, and you said, no, it's Kitt with a T.
SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_03: I said it's a tip with a T.
SPEAKER_03: And, you know, like, I got a leak in my roof, and I had to use a lot of water.
SPEAKER_03: Things like that are going to result in some bills.
SPEAKER_03: Just please go ahead and pay them, sort the rest of my mail.
SPEAKER_03: Alphabetically.
SPEAKER_03: What's the matter?
SPEAKER_09: First of all, I don't know anyone named.
SPEAKER_09: Kip or Kit, and you're asking me to pay bills, and you're shipping your shit to my house?
SPEAKER_03: Well, just be a good sport, you know, I'm new to the area up there.
SPEAKER_03: How do you, how do you, how do you know me?
SPEAKER_03: Well, I got your number from Old Ironsides up at the filling station.
SPEAKER_03: Guys, a friend of mine up.
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_03: I just don't want you to be shocked when my mail shows up there, okay?
SPEAKER_00: Your recording has reached the maximum length.
SPEAKER_00: To replay your message, press one.
SPEAKER_00: What's that all about?
SPEAKER_00: To delete and re-record your message, press three.
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Later.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Denver, Colorado.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you for being here.
SPEAKER_03: It's outstanding.
SPEAKER_03: Oriental Theater.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you for having us tonight.
SPEAKER_03: Thank you to Major Entertainer and to Jimmy and to Evan and to everybody down there.
SPEAKER_03: I sure do appreciate your time.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah?
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah?
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Hey, what's going on?
SPEAKER_03: Hello?
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is Tip.
SPEAKER_03: What are you doing, man?
SPEAKER_03: Is this?
SPEAKER_03: Tip.
SPEAKER_03: T-I-P.
SPEAKER_03: Can you hear or what?
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
SPEAKER_06: Who are you?
SPEAKER_03: Hey, guy, you're ready to feel my freaking grip?
SPEAKER_03: Once I show up, Bup.
SPEAKER_03: Is I?
SPEAKER_03: You ready to feel my freaking grip, guy?
SPEAKER_03: Once I grip holding your neck?
SPEAKER_03: Who the fuck are you?
SPEAKER_03: I'm tippy.
SPEAKER_03: I'm new to the area up here, and I don't.
SPEAKER_03: like what I see, so you and I are going to get together and work things out.
SPEAKER_03: You feel me?
SPEAKER_03: I'll meet you tonight, guy, at the pizza place.
SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
SPEAKER_10: Who are you?
SPEAKER_03: I'm new.
SPEAKER_03: My name's Tip, and I'm ready to grip you by the lip.
SPEAKER_03: Does that work for you or what?
SPEAKER_03: Does it work for you, Charlie?
SPEAKER_03: Speak up.
SPEAKER_03: No?
SPEAKER_03: You out of here? Good. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Okay. We're moving right along.
SPEAKER_03: Yes, we are.
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
SPEAKER_03: Hi, I am so sorry we got chopped off there.
SPEAKER_03: Hey.
SPEAKER_03: Hi.
SPEAKER_05: Hey.
SPEAKER_03: Hello. Are we there?
SPEAKER_05: No.
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
SPEAKER_05: He left the stage.
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.