Track 6: 4-15-19 Live Philadelphia PA
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_03: Hi.
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SPEAKER_03: How's it going?
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SPEAKER_08: Hey.
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SPEAKER_08: Hey, I'll be seeing.
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SPEAKER_08: How's it going?
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SPEAKER_08: You're doing well?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: How's everybody doing tonight?
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SPEAKER_03: Glad to be with you.
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SPEAKER_03: Happy Monday, everybody.
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SPEAKER_03: We're going to have a little fun tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you, Philadelphia. Thank you very much. Pleasure's mine.
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_03: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello.
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SPEAKER_03: Hi, yeah, this is Seamus. Shamus Blaha. How are you doing?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm doing okay.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm looking for somewhere to host a community meeting. We're trying to get a community meeting going here.
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SPEAKER_00: Can you hold on, please?
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SPEAKER_03: I don't have a lot of time here, miss.
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SPEAKER_03: Would you be interested in hosting a community meeting if I bring all the melon and cold cuts and so on and so forth?
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SPEAKER_00: No, I'm disabled. I can. I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, not tonight, but maybe sometime in May?
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SPEAKER_00: I can't. I'm disabled. I can hardly walk.
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SPEAKER_03: It has to do with all the opossum and all the prairie dogs in our community, ma'am.
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SPEAKER_03: Surely you can appreciate that, can't.
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SPEAKER_03: Chee, she, jean, cheat, jean, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, you think about it, and I'll get back to you.
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SPEAKER_03: Appreciate your time.
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SPEAKER_03: Woo!
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SPEAKER_03: Woo!
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SPEAKER_12: Awesome.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes, indeed, yes, indeed.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you all for being here tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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SPEAKER_08: Want to take some questions from the audience?
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SPEAKER_03: Certainly do. I certainly do.
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SPEAKER_03: That'd be phenomenal.
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SPEAKER_08: You'd probably want to come down here.
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SPEAKER_08: to see if you get to the mic, that way he can hear you, and we can be closer to the boat.
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SPEAKER_08: Hello?
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SPEAKER_13: Hey, Arthur.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, this is Timmy.
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SPEAKER_03: What's you up to you tonight?
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SPEAKER_13: Is who?
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SPEAKER_03: Timmy.
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SPEAKER_03: You heard me.
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SPEAKER_13: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, do me a favor.
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SPEAKER_03: Would you bring your receptacles and your bins closer into your house?
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SPEAKER_03: Kind of an eyesore out here.
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SPEAKER_13: What?
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SPEAKER_03: You know, your bin.
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SPEAKER_03: and your receptacles and your cans,
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SPEAKER_03: your recycling bin, all that stuff.
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SPEAKER_03: It's kind of a nice sore out here.
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SPEAKER_03: Bring it in, would you?
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SPEAKER_03: Do the neighborhood of favor.
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SPEAKER_03: Do yourself a favor.
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SPEAKER_03: All right, up, Barrow?
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SPEAKER_03: Who's this?
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SPEAKER_03: This is Timmy there, guy.
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SPEAKER_03: Cheen, jean, jean, jean.
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SPEAKER_13: Who's Timmy?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm in the community, and I don't like what I see you up here.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, surely, you can do us a favor
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SPEAKER_03: and straighten it up a bit,
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SPEAKER_03: and you understand?
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SPEAKER_03: Am I making sense?
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SPEAKER_03: Am I getting through?
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SPEAKER_13: No, you're not getting through.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, no?
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SPEAKER_13: No.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, well, a good,
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SPEAKER_03: friend of mine's on the city council.
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SPEAKER_03: Why don't we stop by and have a few words with you
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SPEAKER_03: on foot?
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SPEAKER_13: Oh, my
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SPEAKER_13: God.
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SPEAKER_13: What a fucking idiot you are.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, let's get together.
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SPEAKER_03: Come on, rough, man.
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SPEAKER_13: What?
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SPEAKER_03: Come on, rough, man.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's put our heads together and come up with
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SPEAKER_03: a little game plan here tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't like what I see.
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SPEAKER_03: Do not like what I see.
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SPEAKER_03: Am I clearer?
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SPEAKER_03: Look, I just do as a favor.
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SPEAKER_03: Pick it up.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: Get out there and strain it up.
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SPEAKER_03: What?
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SPEAKER_03: Pick up your bins, guy.
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SPEAKER_03: Your garbage can.
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SPEAKER_03: Where is it?
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SPEAKER_03: It's a mess, is what it is.
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SPEAKER_03: All right?
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SPEAKER_03: Where is it?
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SPEAKER_03: It's too close to me.
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SPEAKER_03: It's too close to my property line.
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SPEAKER_03: And I don't like what I see.
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SPEAKER_13: What's your property line?
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SPEAKER_13: What's your address?
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SPEAKER_03: You know, gargone, well, my address is.
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SPEAKER_03: You're not fooling anybody.
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SPEAKER_13: I do.
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SPEAKER_03: Pick it up.
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SPEAKER_03: You got it?
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SPEAKER_13: Not tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: What's it going to take for me to get through to you?
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SPEAKER_13: Huh?
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SPEAKER_03: What is it going to take?
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SPEAKER_13: I get rid of tomorrow.
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SPEAKER_13: Morning.
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SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's all.
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SPEAKER_03: You're full of excuses.
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SPEAKER_03: Every time I turn around, huh?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'll do it later.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's not my problem.
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SPEAKER_03: It's, you know, just getting gear, guy.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: Otherwise, I'm going to stop by and pay you a visit on foot.
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SPEAKER_03: Comprendi?
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SPEAKER_13: Well, if you come on my property, then you'd better bring a body bag for yourself.
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None: A body bag.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you get in that?
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SPEAKER_03: What?
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SPEAKER_03: I'll bring my horse whip.
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SPEAKER_03: If you try to get me any lip.
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SPEAKER_03: And we'll see who needs the bags then, tough guy, huh?
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SPEAKER_03: What do you say to this one?
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SPEAKER_13: Come on open.
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SPEAKER_13: Bring a body bag, boy.
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SPEAKER_13: I just love to do it.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll bring my bull whip and take care you a one, two, three.
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SPEAKER_03: Splat.
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SPEAKER_03: That's it.
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SPEAKER_03: End the story.
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SPEAKER_13: Bring anything you want, scumbag.
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SPEAKER_03: How's that freaking sound there, rough mound?
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_13: I'm waiting.
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SPEAKER_03: You're going to be laying on the sidewalk.
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SPEAKER_03: What not?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm done with you.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to roll you into traffic.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you think of that one?
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SPEAKER_13: That sounds good.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, do yourself a favor.
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SPEAKER_03: Straighten it up.
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SPEAKER_03: If you don't, I'm going to stop by in the morning of a bright and early and pay a little visit.
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SPEAKER_03: Comprenda?
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah, do that.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll do it.
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SPEAKER_13: Do that.
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SPEAKER_13: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you, Philadelphia.
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SPEAKER_03: Sorry about that.
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SPEAKER_06: First of all, I was going to have a nervous study of your work.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_06: One of the many things that elevate your phone work to an art point is the sincere emotional responses that they invoke,
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SPEAKER_06: whether it's confusion and anger or some form of manic joy.
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SPEAKER_06: And there's a few calls for me that stand out decisively.
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SPEAKER_06: Super Nintendo is a big one of them.
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SPEAKER_06: There's a specific one of them. There's this an emotional response there.
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SPEAKER_06: I was wondering if there were any you had that affected you emotionally in any way.
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SPEAKER_03: Like in a Stuart Smatley sort of way, doggone it?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, thinking back, you know, it's just a thing here and there.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you one thing.
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SPEAKER_03: There was a guy who commissioned me to call his girlfriend.
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SPEAKER_03: He's a big listener to LaMont loves it.
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SPEAKER_03: And to equal proportion, his girlfriend.
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SPEAKER_03: girlfriend hates it. Hates me. Never met me, but hates me. Just so much.
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SPEAKER_03: So he actually commissioned me to call her. It's a track called Profideral Fratada. I don't know if anyone's
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SPEAKER_03: at all familiar with that particular call. It's one of my least favorite tracks. It just fills me with,
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SPEAKER_03: gosh, I don't know. She's just rude. She's an awful chick. I don't know what her problem is. That one
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SPEAKER_03: fills me with rage, pretty much.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you. It's a cornucopia of emotion, is what I'm saying, to be found.
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SPEAKER_03: But thank you so much. I'll give it some more thought. Give it some more thought here.
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SPEAKER_12: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, man, I'm going to be fired up my jackhammer here. I just wanted to clear it with you in advance.
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SPEAKER_03: What kind of event? I got my jackhammer. I'm going to fire it up here tonight and get working. I just wanted to notify you up front. So there's no surprises, all right?
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SPEAKER_01: What's your name?
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SPEAKER_03: Seamus Blaha. I'm new to the area.
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SPEAKER_03: Where you live? I got your number off a bulletin board up at the market, you know.
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SPEAKER_12: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to get started in about 11 p.m., my jackhammer.
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SPEAKER_01: What's your address?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm just Caddy Corner, too, you.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I wanted you to help me. I'm going to have a party for all the neighbors, see if you wanted to help me.
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SPEAKER_03: When's that taking place?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, whenever we decide to do it and find out everybody's name.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm Seamus Blaha, if you want to jot that down.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, can you email? I've got my hands full.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, do you?
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SPEAKER_01: Tell me, Bill Foster.
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SPEAKER_03: Bill Foster.
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SPEAKER_01: Bill Foster at BFAWaco.com.
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SPEAKER_03: How about I come over and help myself to some snacks in the kitchen?
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SPEAKER_00: Thanks for Conigloff Capitol Hill.
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SPEAKER_00: Can you hold, please?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_00: Who is that?
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SPEAKER_03: Can I come over and fix myself some vittles here tonight?
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SPEAKER_01: How about tomorrow?
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SPEAKER_03: How about tomorrow?
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SPEAKER_03: Well, tonight would be better for me.
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SPEAKER_01: It really would.
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SPEAKER_03: Is that work?
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SPEAKER_01: Work, work.
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SPEAKER_01: Work?
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SPEAKER_03: Thanks for calling Nicholas.
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SPEAKER_01: How can I help you?
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SPEAKER_03: Hi, I need to get a fountain drink.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, you can just come get that then.
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SPEAKER_12: It's okay.
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SPEAKER_12: Hi.
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SPEAKER_12: Woo!
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: How are we tonight?
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SPEAKER_09: Doing great. How are you?
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SPEAKER_03: Perfect. Lay it on me. I'm happy to be here.
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SPEAKER_07: I have a question. I've been wondering.
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SPEAKER_07: You've always had a cult following.
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SPEAKER_07: It's kind of, especially since the age of the internet where popularity is growing, things like that.
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SPEAKER_07: Especially now with the movie that we have all just seen, how we've been feeling about, like,
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SPEAKER_07: talking more about your process, kind of like, rolling inside the aura and an enemy about you.
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SPEAKER_07: How does it feel to talk a little bit more about what you do and share kind of like with the world what the process is, what you do?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, thanks for asking. I'm just beginning to find out. It's certainly uncharted territory, never having been in a movie before, having anything to do with or any concept, really, of what it involved.
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SPEAKER_03: I mean, I had a concept.
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SPEAKER_03: But, you know, lots of emails and letters coming in, lots of well-wishers.
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SPEAKER_03: So that part of it's really nice.
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SPEAKER_03: It is a bit of an adjustment.
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SPEAKER_03: But, no, it's been really positive so far.
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SPEAKER_03: It's been a rarity up to this point, so that's another positive, you know?
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SPEAKER_10: Hello.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, Stuart.
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SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Hi, how you doing?
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SPEAKER_10: Hey, I'm doing well. How are you doing?
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SPEAKER_03: Good. This is Brorie.
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SPEAKER_10: Brody?
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SPEAKER_03: Rory.
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SPEAKER_10: Oh, Rory.
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SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_10: Hey, how's it going?
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SPEAKER_03: Not too bad.
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SPEAKER_03: What's been happening?
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SPEAKER_10: How much?
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SPEAKER_10: I'm watching a movie about Baroneys right now.
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SPEAKER_10: Um, with my roommates.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah?
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SPEAKER_10: And, uh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_10: You know who's been on my mind lately is Alex Trebek, and I was wondering if you've gotten a hold of him since the whole diagnosis.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I've talked to him a couple times.
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SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_10: He seemed to be in good spirits.
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SPEAKER_03: Definitely. Definitely. He's no worse for the wear, at least, you know, verbally sounding.
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SPEAKER_03: But, yeah. I was happy to talk to him. He was happy to pick up. So, no, I felt weird calling him,
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SPEAKER_03: but he's still dishing it out, you know?
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SPEAKER_10: Yeah. Did he have any, like, shipments on the way to his house or anything when you called him?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh. Oh, nice time.
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SPEAKER_10: Is it going to be on the same?
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SPEAKER_10: next record?
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SPEAKER_03: He was, uh, preparing a shipment, actually.
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SPEAKER_13: Oh, really?
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SPEAKER_13: Come over already.
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SPEAKER_03: What are you doing, guy?
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SPEAKER_03: I'm supposed to meet you outside. What are you doing? What are you waiting for?
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SPEAKER_13: I've been out. I've been outside.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, bullshit.
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SPEAKER_13: Really?
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SPEAKER_10: Dude, you're full of shit, man.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah. Bring my fucking bell then. Come over already.
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SPEAKER_10: Hey, man, can you cut cut it with the language? I've got my kid on the line here.
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SPEAKER_13: You got to see.
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SPEAKER_13: Get on the line?
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SPEAKER_13: Ring my fucking bell.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to ring your neck, guy.
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SPEAKER_03: What I'm going to do.
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SPEAKER_13: Ring my neck, then, you little dickhead.
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SPEAKER_10: Hey, again, language.
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SPEAKER_13: Fuck you, scumbag.
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SPEAKER_13: Ring my bell.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you prepare to do about it there, guy?
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SPEAKER_13: Ring my bell, but you'll see.
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SPEAKER_03: You're going to be seeing stars, guy, once I'm done pummeling.
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SPEAKER_13: Really?
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SPEAKER_13: I've been seeing stars.
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SPEAKER_13: saw us when your wife is sucking my dick.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, look at here, Bono.
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SPEAKER_13: When I'm...
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SPEAKER_13: Blu-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-I.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to take care of you real quick. I'm going to take care of you tonight.
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SPEAKER_12: Good.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to lay you out.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm going to take care you real quick. I'm going to take care of you tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to lay you out.
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SPEAKER_03: Lay you out.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to...
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SPEAKER_10: I'm going to...
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SPEAKER_04: I'm going to...
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SPEAKER_04: I'm going to take care you tonight.
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SPEAKER_10: I'm going to lay you out.
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SPEAKER_10: You what?
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SPEAKER_04: I think you're a pussy, man.
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SPEAKER_10: I think you're a pussy, man.
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SPEAKER_10: I'm going to lay you out.
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SPEAKER_13: I'm going to lay you out.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm going to lay you real quick.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah, well, come on over this kid.
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SPEAKER_03: You just are going to lay you out.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, can I'm outside.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm not sorry.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm going to take care you right. I'm going to take care of you tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to lay out.
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SPEAKER_03: Look at here, horses' ass.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to take care of you.
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SPEAKER_03: leg rest of you well into the night.
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SPEAKER_03: You feel me?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to lay you out.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm going to take care of you real quick.
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SPEAKER_10: I'm going to kick you ass.
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SPEAKER_10: Yeah, I think you're a little pussy.
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SPEAKER_10: That's why you, uh, that's why you talk to big game because you got short arms.
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SPEAKER_03: He's got a short attention span.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, man, take care.
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SPEAKER_10: Hey, man, you too.
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SPEAKER_10: Thanks so much for calling.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, thank you.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll talk to you soon.
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SPEAKER_10: All right, peace.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_03: Bye.
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SPEAKER_03: Hi.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you for being here.
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SPEAKER_02: It's awesome.
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SPEAKER_02: It's awesome.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, awes.
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SPEAKER_02: It's awesome.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, awesome.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, awesome.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, awesome.
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SPEAKER_03: You just are.
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SPEAKER_03: You're awesome.
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SPEAKER_03: People of Philadelphia, I got to tell you right here.
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SPEAKER_03: Woo.
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SPEAKER_03: So, yeah.
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SPEAKER_09: Hey, LPC, we're going to have to, we're going to have to cut it short here.
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SPEAKER_09: We've got another screening, as you know, coming up in about 25 minutes.
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SPEAKER_09: So I think on behalf of the audience here, we'd like to thank you.
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SPEAKER_09: for taking the time to call us.
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SPEAKER_09: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_09: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you, guys.
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SPEAKER_03: Blessed be.
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SPEAKER_03: Have a fantastic evening.
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SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll talk to you soon.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll see you soon.
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SPEAKER_03: Take care.