Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Longmont Potion Castle 10

Track 7: 3-Way Melee

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  • SPEAKER_01: Meet department, can I help you?
  • SPEAKER_00: Hi, I wanted to get some smoked pork butts.
  • SPEAKER_01: What, you want to, three-pounder?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hold on, let me see how many are.
  • SPEAKER_01: We have one out there in the counter for 3.58,
  • SPEAKER_01: and we have the bonus for three and a half pounds.
  • SPEAKER_05: We've got another phone.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hello, somebody else.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello, somebody else.
  • SPEAKER_01: I have a customer on the line.
  • SPEAKER_01: He's calling, please.
  • SPEAKER_05: I'm getting a phone call from you.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay, I'll hang up.
  • SPEAKER_05: I'll hang up.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Did you hear me?
  • SPEAKER_00: I can hear you.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, then.
  • SPEAKER_01: We got a boneless, two boneless ones out in the counter,
  • SPEAKER_01: and then we got a bone in,
  • SPEAKER_01: forked shoulder rolls,
  • SPEAKER_01: and the counter for 3.86.
  • SPEAKER_01: One is four pounds.
  • SPEAKER_01: Ariano from Chicago Lakeshire, Sandy speaking I'm going to help you?
  • SPEAKER_01: Excuse me,
  • SPEAKER_01: someone who keeps putting on y'all on the line,
  • SPEAKER_01: and I got another customer online.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know how it is,
  • SPEAKER_01: or either our line just frosting.
  • SPEAKER_01: But I got a customer behind you.
  • SPEAKER_01: your phone call. Could you think of, please?
  • SPEAKER_01: Let me finish with this customer.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, this is Mariano.
  • SPEAKER_01: Who are you trying to call?
  • SPEAKER_01: I wasn't trying to call you.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know how, but I guess his phone is calling y'all,
  • SPEAKER_01: and he just called Dominic, so this is Dominic.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, we're not Dominic. We're Mariano.
  • SPEAKER_01: I know you are Mariana.
  • SPEAKER_01: I got a customer ahead of you.
  • SPEAKER_01: If you hang up, I could finish talking to him.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, go ahead and say it.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know what's going on with the phone.
  • SPEAKER_01: So what I was telling you, we do have the bone and pork shoulder, and so sell for 269 a pound.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay, so now 10 pounds.
  • SPEAKER_01: They have the 10 pound.
  • SPEAKER_01: Let me see how much that one is.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, now, the whole one, that's going to be $259 a pound.
  • SPEAKER_01: That's $33.83.
  • SPEAKER_01: If you want that, you can come in.
  • SPEAKER_01: What time you could be able to get here?
  • SPEAKER_01: Dr.
  • SPEAKER_01: Lisa speaking, I'll help you.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello, Lisa.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_01: This is me.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm taking care of customer on this line.
  • SPEAKER_01: Pardon me?
  • SPEAKER_01: I said, I'm taking care of customer.
  • SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
  • SPEAKER_01: Sandra.
  • SPEAKER_01: Who?
  • SPEAKER_01: Sanjure.
  • SPEAKER_01: Who?
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, I got a customer on the line ahead of you.
  • SPEAKER_01: Can I talk to you later?
  • SPEAKER_01: Sure.
  • SPEAKER_01: Because somebody, I don't know how, but they call it your number while I'm taking care of customer.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're welcome.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Now, hi.
  • SPEAKER_00: Hi there.
  • SPEAKER_01: This is so funny today.
  • SPEAKER_01: You know that?
  • SPEAKER_00: You know what?
  • SPEAKER_00: I just need the smoked pork butts for dinner.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: No, it's just that every time I mean you're talking,
  • SPEAKER_01: somehow somebody keeps calling in on while we're talking, you know?
  • SPEAKER_00: Well, see, that's what I'm trying to avoid.
  • SPEAKER_00: I can't have someone else be buying it.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
  • SPEAKER_01: Anybody's going to buy it.
  • SPEAKER_01: I can go back there and grab it for you, and when you come in, it'll be here.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
  • SPEAKER_01: What is your name, darling?
  • SPEAKER_01: That's what I've been trying to get your name and stuff.
  • SPEAKER_00: Duncan.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, Mr. Duncan.
  • SPEAKER_01: Do apologize, but he keep calling, you know, on life.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay?
  • SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
  • SPEAKER_00: So, 389 a pound.
  • SPEAKER_01: Dog right there is $259.
  • SPEAKER_01: If you're getting the whole one...
  • SPEAKER_01: In the afternoon, have food.
  • SPEAKER_01: If you're getting the whole one,
  • SPEAKER_01: that's how much that it's going to be $259 a pound for the whole thing.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_01: Excuse?
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, excuse me, we got somebody else.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm taking care of coxamer.
  • SPEAKER_01: Could you please hang up because I'm finishing up with him.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, Mr. Dawkins?
  • SPEAKER_00: Sandy.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_01: I got that for you.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, Mr. Donkers, there's $259 a pound.
  • SPEAKER_00: That's perfect.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hi, this is Alex.
  • SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_01: Okay, could you hang up, please?
  • SPEAKER_01: I got somebody on the line.
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to take care of, please.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay, who are you calling?
  • SPEAKER_01: I'm not calling nobody because I got somebody on the line.
  • SPEAKER_01: Somehow the lines are crossing, and the phone just keep calling anybody.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't know why it's doing it, but I got to...
  • SPEAKER_05: I can sympathize because I've been getting calls from all over the United States.
  • SPEAKER_05: Go ahead.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, so thank you.
  • SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_03: Africa and Kirby Market.
  • SPEAKER_03: Who?
  • SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_03: Oh, we have the Africa's sweet buns.
  • SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_03: Yes?
  • SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_03: Africa's sweet buns.
  • SPEAKER_05: That's it.
  • SPEAKER_05: Oh.
  • SPEAKER_05: I think there's been a mix-up.
  • SPEAKER_05: I think you've got the wrong number.
  • SPEAKER_04: Do you want a whole pork butt?
  • SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_04: Or just, like, a tiny bit.
  • SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_04: Can you hear me?
  • SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah.
  • SPEAKER_04: Did you want an entire pork bug or just like a small day?
  • SPEAKER_04: Uh, are you in Memphis?
  • SPEAKER_04: I, Memphis.
  • SPEAKER_04: No, this is Chicago.
  • SPEAKER_05: Chicago.
  • SPEAKER_05: Well, somebody is screwing with the phone systems and stuff because they're reaching California.
  • SPEAKER_05: Oh, well, great wrong number.
  • SPEAKER_05: Meet Department, Jessica, I can't help you.
  • SPEAKER_05: Oh.
  • SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_05: Who are you calling?
  • SPEAKER_05: I'm just saying from the phone.
  • SPEAKER_05: This is the meat department.
  • SPEAKER_05: Where in Chicago?
  • SPEAKER_05: I didn't call it.
  • SPEAKER_05: anybody. I was answering our phone.
  • SPEAKER_05: Oh, geez, and I was answering my phone.
  • SPEAKER_05: That's weird.
  • SPEAKER_05: You kind of screw up with the telephone lines, and I'm getting calls from meat markets.
  • SPEAKER_05: Are you in Chicago?
  • SPEAKER_05: I'm not. I'm in Atlanta.
  • SPEAKER_05: Atlanta?
  • SPEAKER_05: Well, I got a call from a meat market in Chicago a few minutes ago.
  • SPEAKER_05: Somebody's weird.
  • SPEAKER_05: That's weird with the phones.
  • SPEAKER_05: Huh.
  • SPEAKER_05: You and I are going to be victimized, it looks like.
  • SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
  • SPEAKER_05: Maybe call the phone company.
  • SPEAKER_05: See, we don't even dial out on this line.
  • SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_05: Okay, take care.
  • SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Thank you for holding. This is Elliot.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: Hi there.
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes?
  • SPEAKER_02: I'm still here. Hello. Can you hear me?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yes, I can hear you.
  • SPEAKER_02: Okay. Um, what kind of questions do you have?
  • SPEAKER_02: Did your phone just ring?
  • SPEAKER_02: It did.
  • SPEAKER_05: Yeah, my phone just rang. Where are you?
  • SPEAKER_02: I am at Guitar Center.
  • SPEAKER_05: Where?
  • SPEAKER_02: In New London.
  • SPEAKER_05: New London, Connecticut?
  • SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • SPEAKER_05: Someone has been jerking the phone lines around, and I,
  • SPEAKER_05: I've been getting calls from grocery stores in Memphis,
  • SPEAKER_05: butchers in Chicago, Atlanta,
  • SPEAKER_05: and now I'm getting a call from you.
  • SPEAKER_05: And you didn't make the call.
  • SPEAKER_05: Your phone rang and my phone rang at the same time.
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's really weird.
  • SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • SPEAKER_05: Somebody's dicking with the phone lines.
  • SPEAKER_05: They've managed to put some kind of a bug or whatever into the system.
  • SPEAKER_05: And I hope it's not going to last too long.
  • SPEAKER_05: But I don't mind talking to people all over the country.
  • SPEAKER_05: And is this the first call that you've had?
  • SPEAKER_05: like this?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, definitely.
  • SPEAKER_02: Oh.
  • SPEAKER_05: Well, hopefully you won't get any more, and I won't either.