wallace-thrasher

Tour Line Live (2019)

Track 2: 3-19-19 Live New York NY 2

SPEAKER_07: Hello. How are you doing up?
SPEAKER_07: Hi.
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Nicholas.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, this is Humphrey.
SPEAKER_07: My name's Humphrey Finger.
SPEAKER_02: Pardon?
SPEAKER_07: I said my name's Humphrey Finger.
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
SPEAKER_07: And I'm waiting for a pizza up here.
SPEAKER_04: Uh...
SPEAKER_07: What do you think of that?
SPEAKER_04: That was great.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
SPEAKER_07: It's, I think it's under Buford finger up.
SPEAKER_07: What do you guys got going on up?
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we got that.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, got to run.
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
SPEAKER_07: All right.
SPEAKER_07: How's everybody doing tonight?
None: Woo!
SPEAKER_07: Dynamite.
SPEAKER_02: Hey, LPP, shall I...
SPEAKER_02: Hey.
SPEAKER_02: Pass the microphone. See if anybody wants to ask you a question or two.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, totally. Totally.
SPEAKER_02: Come on up and...
SPEAKER_07: Hi, LPC.
SPEAKER_07: Hi. How's it going?
SPEAKER_03: Good, good. How are you?
SPEAKER_07: I'm great. Thank you.
SPEAKER_03: Outstanding. I won't take up too much your time. I just have a bit of a question for you.
SPEAKER_07: Sure.
SPEAKER_03: What is the meaning of life?
SPEAKER_07: Oh, we got cut off there. I didn't hear the question.
SPEAKER_07: No, um...
SPEAKER_03: You know...
SPEAKER_03: No worries. No worries.
SPEAKER_03: I said, what's the meaning of life?
SPEAKER_07: I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_07: Uh, shucks, buddy.
SPEAKER_07: You know?
SPEAKER_07: It's not a universal answer.
SPEAKER_07: I'm pretty convinced.
SPEAKER_07: It varies from individual to individual, up.
SPEAKER_07: I'll tell you, let me get some accompaniment with that.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04: I'm going to reach the voice now, Jeff Frank.
SPEAKER_04: I'm going to take your call to moment.
SPEAKER_04: The face of your name, number, and a brief message.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to marinate on that a little bit.
SPEAKER_07: I'm going to marinate.
SPEAKER_07: And then, frankly, I'm going to urinate a little later in the hour.
SPEAKER_07: Thanks for asking, though.
SPEAKER_07: I'll get back to you up.
SPEAKER_01: I have a question that.
SPEAKER_01: I was wondering.
SPEAKER_01: wondering about the Gomez call.
SPEAKER_01: She says you've been calling all the time.
SPEAKER_01: Can you tell a little bit about the, like, the stuff we didn't hear before that,
SPEAKER_01: the one call that is on the album?
SPEAKER_07: The Gomez, you know, there's a misconception that I spent, like, a year or a long time
SPEAKER_07: calling a wrong number and, you know, setting it up for the time where I finally called as myself.
SPEAKER_07: And that's not true.
SPEAKER_07: It was spontaneous.
SPEAKER_07: It was improvised.
SPEAKER_07: I looked in the phone book under Gomez, and that's what happened.
SPEAKER_07: So it was just spur of the moment of blah.
SPEAKER_07: And that's really all there was to it, you know.
SPEAKER_07: And that lady and I are now married.
SPEAKER_07: So there you go.
SPEAKER_07: No, I appreciate it.
SPEAKER_07: I appreciate it. I appreciate we were coming from up.
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
SPEAKER_07: I can't.
SPEAKER_06: I can understand.
SPEAKER_06: Bye.
SPEAKER_10: I'm not going to be back in a movie back anyway.
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
SPEAKER_10: Keep a message anyway.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, that's great.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_07: Sure.
SPEAKER_07: Oh.
SPEAKER_11: Hey, uh, what's, what's pipe in LBC?
SPEAKER_11: I was just.
SPEAKER_11: Oh, this and that.
SPEAKER_11: I was just wondering how you originally got into contact with Mr. Trebek, how you originally got that number.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I've kind of stopped.
SPEAKER_07: I've been tempted to wish him well lately with his recent prognosis.
SPEAKER_07: But it was just another one of those things that was given to me by a person.
SPEAKER_07: And I called it, you know, a little unsure of its validity.
SPEAKER_07: But as soon as he answered, and I mean, instantaneously, I knew it was him.
SPEAKER_07: And, you know, that was, God, 10 years ago already.
SPEAKER_07: So, and he's kept his phone.
SPEAKER_07: He's kept it on.
SPEAKER_07: He answers it.
SPEAKER_07: You know, fricking, let's call him right now.
SPEAKER_07: Here we go.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
SPEAKER_07: I screwed it up.
SPEAKER_07: I'll have to figure it out.
SPEAKER_07: Maybe if anybody else has a question, I can answer it while I'm trying to figure out.
SPEAKER_07: what I did wrong.
SPEAKER_12: LPC?
SPEAKER_07: Yes, hi.
SPEAKER_12: Hey, how's it going there?
SPEAKER_12: Good, thanks.
SPEAKER_12: I was sorry, go ahead.
SPEAKER_07: I was thinking you, that's all.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_12: Oh, yeah, it sounds good.
SPEAKER_12: Okay.
SPEAKER_12: Yep.
SPEAKER_12: Hello?
SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, this is Percival.
SPEAKER_07: How are you doing, sir?
SPEAKER_09: Okay.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, good.
SPEAKER_07: I got a new Alto.
SPEAKER_07: saxophone. Is that too loud, or is it disturbing anyone, disrupting anyone up there?
SPEAKER_07: Or is it acceptable level? I'm new to the area. Oh, he hung up. Okay. Alex is gone.
SPEAKER_07: Please continue with your question. Oh, blah.
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
SPEAKER_02: We've got somebody else coming up for some time with you, LPC. Here you go.
SPEAKER_07: Dynamite.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, Alpiz.
SPEAKER_07: Hi.
SPEAKER_02: I have another number to try.
SPEAKER_07: But I have that number.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, totally. Okay. What's that number?
SPEAKER_07: It's my box that just fired me.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_07: It's fine.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, okay. Well, good. Let's do it.
SPEAKER_07: All right.
SPEAKER_07: It's 702-5144.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
SPEAKER_07: Phil.
SPEAKER_07: Phil?
SPEAKER_07: Phil. Okay. It's ringing.
SPEAKER_07: Okay. His name's Phil.
SPEAKER_07: Got it.
SPEAKER_09: Hello.
SPEAKER_07: Is this Phil?
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, as he's calling.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, this is Percival with ATT.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
SPEAKER_07: Some questions about your account here.
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
SPEAKER_07: We've been noticing some excessive usage to 900 numbers, 976 numbers,
SPEAKER_07: for that particular exchange.
SPEAKER_07: So we have instituted a block.
SPEAKER_07: You'll have to pay extra for those types of calls going forward.
SPEAKER_11: Wait, what, hold on a second.
SPEAKER_11: Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_11: What phone number are you referring to?
SPEAKER_07: All phone numbers associated with your account.
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
SPEAKER_11: I haven't been making any outgoing calls to a 976 number.
SPEAKER_07: I hear that all the time.
SPEAKER_07: So we have restricted those types of exchanges, 900, 976 numbers.
SPEAKER_07: are going to be blocked.
SPEAKER_11: What is a 976 number?
SPEAKER_07: Oh, entertainment line, psychics, a lot of late night phone numbers, things of that nature.
SPEAKER_07: I don't know if you have someone else in the house who's making the calls.
SPEAKER_11: No, it's just my phone and my wife's phone.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, maybe she's making the 900 number calls.
SPEAKER_07: Maybe I need to talk to her.
SPEAKER_11: I don't think that she would be the one making those calls.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so it is you making those calls.
SPEAKER_07: All right, well, there is a block on there.
SPEAKER_07: If you want to reverse that, it is a one-time charge of $129.
SPEAKER_07: We can just do that by credit card, Master Charge, or Visa, if you'd like to reverse that.
SPEAKER_11: No, thanks.
SPEAKER_11: I'm okay.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, well, then we're going to leave the block on there.
SPEAKER_07: And if you do a...
SPEAKER_07: attempt any more of those calls. We will block local calls as well.
SPEAKER_07: So I'd advise you to discontinue that at once, pretty much.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, goodbye.
SPEAKER_07: He's gone on, on, on, on, on, on, on.
SPEAKER_07: Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_07: Thank you. That was Phil, everybody.
SPEAKER_07: I've had my fill of Phil to be frank with you.
SPEAKER_07: How's everybody doing up?
SPEAKER_07: Well, God bless Alec Trabeck.
SPEAKER_07: I'll tell you what.
SPEAKER_07: The guy just picked up, you know?
SPEAKER_07: What a guy.
SPEAKER_07: That's amazing.
SPEAKER_02: Any other queries?
SPEAKER_02: Any commentary?
SPEAKER_10: We're sorry.
SPEAKER_10: You have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
SPEAKER_05: Hey, um, how did you get the lead for the Super Nintendo call?
SPEAKER_05: And how many years did you call?
SPEAKER_05: NBS Electronics 4.
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so the Super Nintendo, what was the other part that you said?
SPEAKER_05: How many years did you spend calling NBS Electronics?
SPEAKER_07: Well, I shopped there.
SPEAKER_07: I bought a Sonic Maximizer there, a BBE, and I bought some cables there.
SPEAKER_07: And the guy has, like, a target, like a dartboard with Bill Clinton's face on it.
SPEAKER_07: And there's, like, literally bullet holes in it.
SPEAKER_07: So the guy has, like, uh, target target, like a dartboard with Bill Clinton's face on it.
SPEAKER_07: guys, the guy's harsh.
SPEAKER_07: And then just one day, I was living in Los Angeles, and I was like, I'm going to call that guy.
SPEAKER_07: I haven't seen him in years.
SPEAKER_07: And then boom, the call that resulted was, uh, we started talking about Julian Assan on, on,
SPEAKER_07: on, on, on, and, uh, my suspicions were correct.
SPEAKER_07: He hasn't changed.
SPEAKER_07: He's hardcore, uh, right wing.
SPEAKER_07: And so since then, I've only had, like, a.
SPEAKER_07: few lengthy conversations, because now you saw what happened.
SPEAKER_07: He's on to it.
SPEAKER_07: And, uh, apparently other people of picking up the torch.
SPEAKER_07: So, yeah, I've, I've limited my time with Fat Willie.
SPEAKER_07: That's his name.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, oh, hi.
SPEAKER_11: How did you find out about, how did you find out about Sistio's Puffios?
SPEAKER_07: About what?
SPEAKER_11: Puffio?
SPEAKER_07: What's that?
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I think that was from Buford.
SPEAKER_07: Hit me up to that.
SPEAKER_07: Buford's that guy, he works at Alpha Beta.
SPEAKER_07: Dude's absolutely deranged.
SPEAKER_07: And he's a black cowboy.
SPEAKER_07: And I was like, show me what you got.
SPEAKER_04: 418-2475.
SPEAKER_04: Leave a message.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah?
SPEAKER_00: The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time.
SPEAKER_00: Well, I didn't.
SPEAKER_07: I want to frick and talk to you anyway, butchique.
SPEAKER_07: So I hope they answered your question.
SPEAKER_07: Now, we bonded over Amundool records.
SPEAKER_07: Well, if it isn't the Falcon and the Whip.
SPEAKER_07: Whipah.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
SPEAKER_12: I got a question for you about the coffin shop call.
SPEAKER_12: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, I just wanted to know if you could tell me anything weird or anything special about that.
SPEAKER_12: It was the first one I showed to my dad, who I'm Armenian.
SPEAKER_12: he's super Armenian and all the names you're using it are really Armenian.
SPEAKER_12: And my dad's showing me this man who harasses Armenian people all the time.
SPEAKER_12: He's learned that it's, uh, no one's, um, that they're not the privileged one.
SPEAKER_07: Well, I, I thought, I thought that Garibaldians were fish.
SPEAKER_07: Are they Armenian fish? Is that what you're telling me?
SPEAKER_07: Or something like that?
SPEAKER_12: No, like Sarcagean and Garibaldi is just like, like,
SPEAKER_12: very Armenian-stowning last names. I didn't know if there was any background on that.
SPEAKER_07: It's a very well-known Armenian fish. Very large. They're about two or three hundred-pound fish up.
SPEAKER_07: Hey, is anybody there? You there?
SPEAKER_12: Yeah. Yeah, I'm here.
SPEAKER_07: Okay. Yeah. And the business card, it was just a business card that was given to me, and it says,
SPEAKER_07: coughing it up. Coffin it up, it says on there. So I gave her a hauler up.
SPEAKER_07: And that was just really the long and short of it. It was just improvisation at a coffin shop.
SPEAKER_07: Alligator Monday has become my favorite euphemism for death since then. But, yeah.
SPEAKER_07: Cool. Thank you.
SPEAKER_07: That was back when I was a conquistador.
SPEAKER_07: Thanks were a lot different back then when I was a conquistador.
SPEAKER_07: I was sort of involved in the.
SPEAKER_07: Indy Matador circuit. I chased dogs around and piglets, that kind of stuff, until it graduated
SPEAKER_07: into sort of indie Conquistador. Got my cape, got my eye mask, and then I just went around the neighborhood
SPEAKER_07: at that stage. You can appreciate that, right? I'm sure you can appreciate that. I'm listening to a lot
SPEAKER_07: of Ian Mackay for inspiration at that stage.
SPEAKER_04: Hi.
SPEAKER_04: How's the weather up there?
SPEAKER_07: It's chilly. It's chilly. It's warm in the...
SPEAKER_06: It's warm in the...
SPEAKER_08: Afternoon. It's like cold in the morning.
SPEAKER_06: And then it's warm in the afternoon. Then it's cold at night again. It's like fluctuating all day long.
SPEAKER_08: Fluctuating all night long.
SPEAKER_08: Fluxuating all the time. So I guess that means the seasons are changing.
SPEAKER_10: Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06: Fluctuating all the time. So I guess that means the seasons are changing big time. Oh, big time. Oh, big time. Oh, big time. Major fluctuations. Oh, fluctuating, wow. Major fluctuation. Wow. Major fluctuation. Yeah, you know what I mean? How's it going up? I'm trying to keep up. I'm bundled up right now.
SPEAKER_05: It's cold, man.
SPEAKER_07: Oh, freak yeah. Freck yeah. Frickin A, I'll tell you it's cold.
SPEAKER_07: Hardcore.
SPEAKER_12: Do you name your guitars?
SPEAKER_07: I have a 60s Fender Jaguar. I call Bluey, because it's a custom color.
SPEAKER_07: Lake Placid Blue, and I call it Bluey.
SPEAKER_04: Hello. You've reached the voice message mailbox for Bob Agra number two.
SPEAKER_04: Please leave me your name and number, and I will get back to you as...
SPEAKER_07: I think that's it. Yeah, Bluey. That's the one that has a name.
SPEAKER_02: So LPC looks like we're...
SPEAKER_02: We're about ready to wrap up because your world premiere screening...
SPEAKER_00: Hello. Please state your name after the tone.
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
SPEAKER_00: The whole voice will try to connect you.
SPEAKER_07: Gosh, I just want to thank everybody so much for being there and as well as spectacle for hosting this and everybody for being there.
SPEAKER_07: Thank you. I want to thank you very much. Thanks a lot.
SPEAKER_07: Awesome.
SPEAKER_02: Thanks, LPC. We'll talk soon.
SPEAKER_07: Talk soon. Thank you.
SPEAKER_02: All right.
SPEAKER_02: Bye.